sassymcnasty: handicapped parking is against natural selection
Anyone remember this joke?
alittletiger asked: If you were a butterfly, what color would your wings be?
conversationparade: oh my fucking god you guys today in art 120, my intro to design class our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing and about a minute in I look around and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant,...
When someone vents to you,
and you’re left speechless. You want to be able to say something to make them feel better, but you can’t think of anything. All you can do is try to respond with something but then it seems like you don’t care. It sucks when someone is pouring their heart out to you, and you can’t do anything to fix it.
Straight women: boobs are great
Gay women: boobs are great
Straight guys: boobs are great
Gay guys: boobs are great
Asexuals: boobs are great
Other: boobs are great
Cats: boobs are great
Boobs: boobs are great
abortedslunk: whatevertheheckles: nepetaschoiceass: whatevertheheckles: butwewereokay: bemusedlybespectacled: imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: mikulukashipblog: ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works woop well that was anticlimatic wait wait WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON What that is dumb...
ne-yo: Swagger Je swagge Tu swagges Il swagge Nous swaggons Vous swaggez Ils swaggent
I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.– Mahatma Gandhi (via robertseelig)
My thoughts during school:
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was...– Looking For Alaska by John Green. (via bellasparsee)