May 2013
tanakas:
the school year is almost over
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk:
post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
no more selfies allowed
blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
heroin will be legalized
george bush will become president again
stock market will crash
korea will blow the US up
world war 3
its-kili:
penandpage:
sherlockthewizardingavenger:
burnupasun:
i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together
And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out
And...
icicleman:
thatpunnyguy:
what does Batman like to put in his drinks? JUST ICE
GET OUT
billywilder:
I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you
allonsyforever:
One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen years old
the class was A.P. calculus
7 tags
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
dorkstrider:
kurlozmakara:
if u ever want to stop having feelings just masturbate b/c at the peak of orgasm the human brain is incapable of processing emotion
inspirational
hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
ronaldkn0x:
if u knew me in middle school im sorry
annalikesthings:
unimodus:
a star trek au where everything is exactly the same except spock is wearing booty shorts
#i do love a good au
gleeson666:
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
fasterfood:
“sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of endearment, but in reality babies are dumb and loud and obnoxious. i have insulted you and you dont even realize it. take that Society
positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
canigetyonumbuh:
railswithpails:
astrayan:
waywardveganbond:
kn1ght-of-m1nd:
peach-hero:
why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
is that young doc scratch
it iS YOUNG DOC SCRATCH
Whats your power? “I glow.”
omfg
3 tags
omg i hate theon so much
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
peterpanandlarry:
kilisbeard:
rolypolydandy:
fapoleon-bonerparte:
Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
on my way to overthrow your country
I’m crying so hard rn omg
heismyfirstolive:
timelordsandhunters:
is nobody going to talk about this painting
i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD
never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
